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| November 16, 2001 | 
BREAKING
NEWS
>> Vice President Dick Cheney, who has been kept away from Washington in recent days for security reasons, made a brief appearance in the West Wing to review the recent progress of operation Enduring Freedom and to gather a few personal effects. President Bush remarked with a grin during a stirring prime-time press conference Thursday night that the Vice President ''looks swell!'' Mr. Cheney has been
relocated to an undisclosed location since the beginning of this crisis
simply as a precaution. White House transport officials have praised Cheney's
eagerness to conserve in support of the war effort as well as his willingness
to make new friends. |
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| Incarcerated Lake Legend Releases "Edicts of Liberty" as a Call to Arms | ||||
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The shockwaves MLB
league contraction have rocked this once tranquil city and made a martyr
out of its most famous and mystical resident, Champ, who works part time
as the Vermont Expos mascot. |
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| Novemeber 15, 2001 | ||||
| Rumsfeld Confirms Presence of NATO Road Workers as Phase 2 Begins | ||||
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During a late afternoon
press conference at the Pentagon, the Defense Secretary outlined the broad
stokes of Phase 2 of the war on terrorism as "Paving the Way to Freedom."
As outlined in the 35-minute briefing, NATO forces will be deploying a
massive asphalt paving campaign that will effectively encase the terrorists
within their mountainous hiding places, preventing them from ever escaping. |
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| August 9, 2001 | ||||
| "Hel"
of a lot of Animal Lovers Un-Neuter Finnish Hearts |
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Finnish government
officials announced today that the Scandinavian capital will host the
2004 World Veterinarian Convention in lieu of the 2004 Summer Olympics,
which was awarded to Beijing, China last month. |
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| March 22, 2001 | ||||
| World Shudders as Russia Confirms the Development of Solar Powered Jiffy-Pop People | ||||
| After
weeks of speculation, the Kremlin confirmed on Monday they have assembled
a team of scientists who have been successfully breeding artificial human
beings using solar heliotropist technology and a clear parchment super heating
methodology. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |
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